MTV: What do you want to see? We’re going to play a video for you.

DB: Umm. Oasis.

MTV: Oasis

DB: Yeah, I like Oasis.

MTV: Have you had a chance to see them live yet?

DB: No, not at all.

MTV: They’re over there and you’re over here.

DB: True rock and roll band though. I mean they blew the sky off, you know, like Decca and the Stones in the sixties and the seventies baby.

MTV: Rockin’ baby!

DB: Wow! Rock and roll, rockababy. You horny?

(All laugh)

MTV: Do you want to dedicate this to anyone?

DB: Just to everybody who’s been out here and made my trip absolutely, just wonderful. Thank you. God bless and thank you for the embrace of your love. Thank you.

Video: Oasis - Who Feels Love?

MTV: You say you’ve never seen that before?

DB: That’s a great video, a wicked video. I mean the imagery, everything about it just works.

MTV: You’re a big Oasis fan though?

DB: I am. I like them. I just think they’re, you know, they had in their minds what rock and roll was and...

MTV: It should be.

DB: It should be, I agree, you know, and they have it going on, they’re great.

MTV: What other types of music are you into?

DB: I’m such a classic rock. I love the Stones, I’m old school you know, Fleetwood Mac, you know, Crosby, Stills and Nash. I was a big Deadhead (Grateful Dead) for a while, I had locks down to here (points to shoulder.) It was nice.

MTV: Well listen, we’ve had this, we’ve got this theme going on in the show. It’s actually a bit of a challenge that we have everyday, it’s tongue twisters you know tongue twisters? Yeah?

DB: Yeah.

MTV: Since you’re in today, you have to do it with them in but they never fit do they? No, they never do but can you do it?

David puts in plastic fangs and does the tongue twister.

MTV: Way! Superb!

DB: You know, you bought these when you were a little kid and, you know, you loved them. You try them now and you’re like...

MTV: Rip your gums open.

DB: they don’t fit!

MTV: What do you do? What do you get have you, sort of, special things?

DB: Yeah, they’re just like they were made for you so they’re like real ones that you plop in when I vamp!

MTV: When you vamp! Right, we’ve also got a challenge for you that we’ve called Best of British and if you get 3 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 maybe - we’ve got a present for you.

DB: What are the answers?

MTV: Wait a minute, we’ve got titles for this as well. We made titles for you.

DB: Oh! You’ve got those lovely sexy British boots on, I like those wow!

MTV: Can we see the titles? Go on James, play the titles. There we go.

Picture of Union Jack with BEST OF BRITISH written on it. Crummy fanfare plays.

MTV: Ok, true or false, Britain’s most fashionable footballer is Alan Shearer who is married to Spice Girl Emma Bunton.

DB: False.

MTV: Ok, true or false, Toca’s Miracle by Fragma is currently at the top of the British singles charts.

DB: Come again?

MTV: Toca’s Miracle by Fragma is currently at the top of the British singles charts.

DB: True.

MTV: Ooh. True or false, the biggest boy band in Britain are West Five (I think she made a mistake!) who have had 6 number 1 singles on the trot.

DB: That’s a joke false.

Uh huh sound from Family Fortunes

MTV: True or false (laughs)

DB: Excuse me! (David waves the air as if he has broken wind) Wow! What was that!

MTV: The most popular dish in Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.

DB: Gotta stop eating that food here, things are movin’! This is crazy!

MTV: It’s too much of this! Chicken Tikka Masala is the most popular dish in Britain, true or false?

DB: True.

MTV: S’good. And the last one, the best soccer team in Britain are Manchester Rovers who won the Premier League title at the weekend.

DB: False.

There are cheers. The presenter produces a big blue felt hat with a Union Jack on the front.

MTV: It’s for you!

DB: Look at that! It’s nice.

MTV: You’ve got to put it on and look stupid. It suits you sir, excellent. I hate all those people who walk about with those too. You can get in to see the Queen with that now. Definitely.

DB: You think so? You know the Queen, the Dook

MTV: Now, listen no, no, no, no, NO

David forces hat on presenter.

DB: Look at that.

MTV: Ok, we’re going to take a very quick break, not yet we’re not but David, listen, it’s been a pleasure.

DB: Pleasure.

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